benny @matheson511 (114 followers) (2.9K tweets)

ate too much chicken i need a woman to hold me and pet my head and tell me i will make it through this

Keywords: my pet chicken, need, too

Taddy_Dudstare @TaddyDudstare (600 followers) (4.4K tweets)

Forgot to mention that I don't just have pet budgies, I have a chicken now bc some neighbors a few days ago found it and took it to my apartment lol

Keywords: my pet chicken, some

manic pixie nightmare goblin @duckbldg (10.3K followers) (16.6K tweets)

my grandma brought the chicken from her village as a gift and she was never meant to be a pet but nobody told me??? i named her and she was my best friend for 4 months

Keywords: my pet chicken ?, best