寂然不動 @third2throne (3.4K followers) (204.7K tweets)

a lot of you mfs need a lawnmower and not a car.

Keywords: lawnmower, need

Jen Natalia Eaton @meatz_boo_t (463 followers) (49.0K tweets)

Devastated to report this but after this trial I need to buy a lawnmower AND mow my lawn 😵‍💫

Keywords: lawnmower, need, buy

Tony B @Anthony23Bryant (5.7K followers) (182.3K tweets)

If I didn’t know better, looking around everywhere, I think that there must be a lot of councils gardeners made redundant recently.
Also, lawnmower factories and businesses must be taking a big hit at present.

Keywords: lawnmower, better

Disky @Disky12397 (451 followers) (6.2K tweets)

Things I’ve found in places they shouldn’t be
A lawnmower in a river
Cats in a scrap pile
And a jet ski on the side of the road
… what is happening!!!

Keywords: lawnmower, what

Austin Trujillo @Kilplix (2.9K followers) (39.8K tweets)

try to help dad mow lawn =D

break his brand new lawnmower within 10 mins 😮‍💨

Keywords: lawnmower, help

Venik @venik44 (12.0K followers) (22.4K tweets)

Oh, the pomp with which the Brits presented Ukraine with the "Storm Shadow" missiles. The longest-range weapon in Kiev's arsenal. It was supposed to win this war. The ultimate of NATO miracle weapons. One photo, one idiot, and one "Iranian lawnmower." That's all it took.

Keywords: lawnmower, which

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Walex Wigsby @AlexRigsTheGame (750 followers) (18.6K tweets)

Like, respect the hustle I guess, but thinking that $85 is "priced to go, I just need this gone" when a 5 second Google search shows me mountains of these for $20 less that HAVENT been ran through a lawnmower is definitely a choice

Keywords: lawnmower, need, choice, less

Sadie @SadiePrice2022 (261 followers) (9.1K tweets)

I've cut the grass in the back garden, put the lawnmower away and went to the shops, then realised I was going to do the front! Oh well, it can wait for tomorrow. Am I getting old, brain like a sieve or just needed a diet coke lol

Keywords: lawnmower, needed

Breanne Rice @holisticbreanne (955 followers) (795 tweets)

Good morning to everyone...except the man who started his lawnmower at 7:30am outside my house...

Keywords: lawnmower, Good

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SparkyBru @SparkyBru (23.0K followers) (70.4K tweets)

If we are in a Recession….. why in the Hell is there a dirtbag selling home tools on Fox News….. no one has $450 for a new lawnmower when we can barely buy groceries…..@FoxNews @kilmeade

Keywords: why buy, lawnmower

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Keir Finlow-Bates 🆕 @bcgandalf (824 followers) (1.5K tweets)

6. Make changes to an existing invention

Add, remove, or duplicate components.

Example: a lawnmower with 2 blades rotating in opposite directions. Grass is pulled up rather than flattened - a better cut.

This does require that the new device can do something the old one can't

Keywords: better than, lawnmower, require

purple court jester⁷ @jjkjung_cookies (452 followers) (27.6K tweets)

when an irl lawnmower is preventing you from identifying the bts song in your dream so you couldn't decide if it was no more dream or so what and as a result you lost the final round of your finals.

Keywords: lawnmower, what

Jim Barkley -Cntry moved far Rgt am now cnsd librl @JimCanOps (1.9K followers) (38.0K tweets)

Trapped under lawnmower tractor in the East Main Canal. If my father had gotten the 2 heads of water he had ordered I wouldn't be sending you this message or the monthly pittance I am contributing to keeping you working in DC as well as in the Montana dirt. Good luck.

Keywords: lawnmower, Good

FieldofDreams- to bestie,CC & cavvie friends🌈❤ @Profoundcallin (139 followers) (23.2K tweets)

Hope all mee friends had great day & staying cool....very hot here...30 degrees....moms upset....afraid thieves will be back steal more items...mom hid the riding lawnmower beside her car...that's bad..have to hide things...have to get someone hook up our security cameras😒😒😒

Keywords: lawnmower, great

Sun Ray Bae @betidoitbetter (169 followers) (17.3K tweets)

They've moved on from that topic onto which brand of lawnmower is the best. Most votes are for Husqvarna 🤷🏾‍♀️

Keywords: lawnmower, which, best

Adrienne @AdrienneRoyer (3.0K followers) (57.9K tweets)

My parents’ next door neighbor is in his 90s. He goes around and mows the yards of people who need help with his riding lawnmower.

He mowed the yard when my dad was in the hospital for several months. It was the last thing in my mom’s mind, and it was a big blessing.

Keywords: lawnmower, need, help

David Svezhintsev 🌸 @daveranan (2.9K followers) (12.0K tweets)

I hope everyone had a great weekend! I on the other hand, had an injury on Saturday. Put my hand in the lawnmower! I'm fine but two fingers are broken with hairline fracture/borked a bit. And it's on the right hand to... Trying to figure out how to work with that :P

Keywords: lawnmower, great

Ahsoka Tano (parody) @AhsokaKnows (9.2K followers) (60.1K tweets)

My electric lawnmower successfully gets the grass shorter, and does it without disrupting the entire neighborhood (unlike some people on our street). It was less expensive, too.

But the garden center still has gas mowers in stock.

Keywords: less expensive, too expensive, lawnmower, some

Sara Elizabeth @saracbdxo (1.7K followers) (20.0K tweets)

Damien finished his EOG’s, now I have to get him to the doctor tomorrow and the lawnmower gas is gone which I’m not surprised, that was a gamble anyway as the gas light didn’t even go off after we put it in.

Keywords: lawnmower, which, light

jeffzwarren @jeffzwarren (757 followers) (117.7K tweets)

One of these days I need to watch "The Lawnmower Man." Why smooth CGI man?? Do he live in lawnmower like genie? Do rap and make off shelf candies like M&M? Mmm ymmy.

Keywords: lawnmower ?, need, Why

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Elisabeth @elisabetha678 (1.2K followers) (13.5K tweets)

My neighbour is going to help me assemble my new lawnmower. Very kind and community minded person.

Keywords: lawnmower, help

Wake the sleepwalkers. Pirates rule! @seb8165 (1.0K followers) (19.3K tweets)

Wd just like to say, people are nucking futs. Yard sale this weekend. Peeps slow down, look over, way too far to see what we've got but 😑, off they go. + picky lookie loos. Now, guy stops to look @ lawnmower by the road. Gets out, looks. Leaves w/o. Dude. Its fckg FREE. 🤔🙄😕

Keywords: lawnmower, what, over, too

Lisa Francesca Nand @lfnand (14.6K followers) (30.6K tweets)

This feels very ‘Bank holiday’ but does anyone have any lawnmower recommendations? Just moved house and need one for my new garden.

Keywords: lawnmower ?, any recommendations, need

RiotBadger 𝘣𝘭𝘶𝘦_𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘬.𝘴𝘷𝘨 @RiotBadger (5.0K followers) (94.1K tweets)

Looking for podcast recommendations that aren’t football based - about to do some gardening and need something that isn’t going to make me want to try and wear the lawnmower as a hat.

Keywords: Looking for, lawnmower, need, some, recommendations

Melos han-tani @han_tani (11.1K followers) (6.7K tweets)

Any favorite Ultrahand creations in TotK that aren't war machines, fancy vehicles, or primarily comedic? I'm looking for ideas that solve a weird problem, like the keese cave electric fence, the hylian wheat lawnmower, enemy box traps, etc!

Keywords: lawnmower ?, looking for

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Rain Maker Wind Waker @WrestleKinda (1.1K followers) (28.8K tweets)

WWE: what else ya got?

there's this amazing Japanese wrestl-

WWE: perfect! alright we'll make fun of his accent and the way his face looks and then have him lose a bunch, anything else?

.....we got this Latino stable-

WWE *furiously typing*: lawnmower will be ready next week

Keywords: lawnmower ?, what

FolderBloat @FolderBloat (362 followers) (27.3K tweets)

and before some dingledork comes along and says it I know a few months isnt enough time to course correct. but if you know that far ahead your product is defective, dont sell it.

if you sell a lawnmower broken out of the box the customer gets their money back or you get sued.

Keywords: lawnmower, some

Cornell Buds @BudsUltimate (792 followers) (6.9K tweets)

Beauty break with some lawnmower catches to make it 11-11

Keywords: lawnmower, some

CyberChick @warriors_mom (9.8K followers) (343.6K tweets)

Oh Lordy, another neighbor has fired up his snow blower in his driveway across from the Wailing WannaBees.
This is getting glorious!
Yet another neighbor has fired up his lawnmower in his driveway too!

Send help
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Keywords: lawnmower, help, too

Sarah Kinzer 🕊 @kinzer_sarah (4.1K followers) (18.6K tweets)

It's Saturday.

What time is appropriate to start your lawnmower?

Any time after....

Keywords: lawnmower ?, What

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Chris 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @wfcbeechy (100 followers) (204 tweets)

Lawnmower goes kaput on the back garden with a 1/4 to do 🤦🏻‍♂️. Great start to the weekend

Keywords: Lawnmower, Great

Lewis Glover MMA @LewisGloverMMA (4.5K followers) (45.2K tweets)

I love shopping at Aldi. Never know what you'll find. I almost just bought a lawnmower.

We have artificial grass.

Keywords: lawnmower, what

Ouaquaga on Chenango @JnxOuaquaga (3.4K followers) (162.7K tweets)

I think the western societal phenomenon of goose hate is propaganda planted by lawnmower companies because they don't want you to know that it's far easier, far less expensive, and much more pleasant to mow your lawn with geese.

Bonus: also a doorbell.

Keywords: less expensive, lawnmower

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Robert Folkard @rfolkard1 (8.3K followers) (116.8K tweets)

Have you been crass
What did you do to our parents
Well, they were sunbathing
In the back garden
I went over them both
With my lawnmower
I'm covered in their blood
Would you like to clean
Their flesh off the blades

#horrorprompt
#vsshorror

Keywords: lawnmower, What, over

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Jenerally feckless. @Jenn7_4 (1.6K followers) (116.7K tweets)

Need to buy a new lawnmower today. And then con someone else into cutting the grass because I'm not doing it.

Keywords: lawnmower, Need, buy

Kate Boyd | An Untidy Faith @TheKateBoyd (7.6K followers) (19.7K tweets)

I saw a TikTok with a dog on a riding lawnmower to mow his yard, and I am now looking for investors for a new business venture.

Keywords: looking for, lawnmower

Will Wildfire @will_wildfire (3.9K followers) (59.4K tweets)

Bout blew the lawnmower up tryna fix my yard so I know what I’m NOT doing today

Keywords: lawnmower, what

Dr Stephen J Costello @drsjcostello (706 followers) (18.1K tweets)

Nice to have learnt a new skill today! Dad showed me how to drive the ‘sitty-up’ lawnmower. No excuse now not to help out with manual labour!

Keywords: lawnmower, help

D. C. “Wild Thomist” Moore🇸🇴🇺🇬 @Skippy_DCM (2.5K followers) (42.3K tweets)

Push lawnmower recommendations, please.
🌱🌿🌾

Keywords: lawnmower, recommendations

Barendina Smedley @fugitiveink (3.2K followers) (35.9K tweets)

I just bought a new battery-operated lawnmower from a place in Fakenham and, guess what, the charger has a two-pin, Swedish-type plug. Odd. It’s a Swedish lawnmower, which is fair enough — it just surprises me that no one thought to mention this rather basic point.

Keywords: lawnmower, what, which

𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐎 @hunchomarc (1.0K followers) (7.1K tweets)

I need to get me a lawnmower this weekend so I can cut my grass.

Keywords: lawnmower, need

Gavvie-san @GavvieUK (499 followers) (58.7K tweets)

I don't think I'm at the point where I need to postpone anything, but I probably shouldn't have tried to push a lawnmower through my garden yesterday.

I'm not great at knowing my own limits, obviously.

Keywords: lawnmower, great, need

366daychallenge @366DaiChallenge (790 followers) (22.4K tweets)

Morning! If you watch Succession, you'll be all a flutter over the last episode. If you don't watch it: Tania is sleeping with Bob who broke Rik's legs with a lawnmower. Today's question: what TV show ended in the best and most satisfying way? #365DC

Keywords: lawnmower ?, what, best, over

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