🅼🅰🆃🆃 💎 🆁🆄🅱🆈 @mattruby (4.5K followers) (30.1K tweets)
Buffets at a wedding suck. Those candles never keep things hot, plates are tiny, and no one wants salmon that's been out for hours. Cater it. Bring me a plate. I’m an adult and I already gotta buy you a gravy boat and listen to your uncle give a 20min toast about some golf trip.
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