Yer Laundry Friend @Schlumpky (728 followers) (9.1K tweets)
As an American I can buy a bottle of Vodka for $5. Healthcare costs hundreds, sometime thousands, a month. I can't afford a therapist. I can't afford a psychiatrist. I can afford that vodka tough. Why is our country broken again?
Keywords: vodka ?, why buy, bottle, country, tough
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alex @rottedteetf (649 followers) (18.9K tweets)
i need better drinks to order when i go out. rn my usuals are redbull vodka, long islands, and vodka cran. what else???
Keywords: vodka ?, need, what, better, drinks
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Jackie D @LadyJas00 (776 followers) (47.0K tweets)
I realize it’s brunch but the cheap champagne makes me sleepy and I’m not buying a bottle of Veuve at the bar. Where is the vodka?!
Keywords: vodka ?, cheap, bar, bottle, brunch
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Gini McCarty @MccartyGini (67 followers) (410 tweets)
You know what’s worse than orange juice after brushing your teeth? A shot of vodka. 0/10 don’t recommend.
Keywords: vodka ?, recommend, shot
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Peanut Arbuckle @M00Rimiya (230 followers) (2.4K tweets)
Apple Juice and vodka taste better than OJ and Vodka
Keywords: better than, vodka, taste
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Narwhal @2in1_Switch (195 followers) (4.8K tweets)
I have combined milk and vodka. Results are better than expected, wish I had chocolate syrup to make this chocolate milk
Keywords: better than, vodka
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Phox ‼️‼️ @just_phox (53 followers) (4.6K tweets)
(In the mind of an alcoholic) oh boy I could really use some alcohol to numb this pain in my hand *slams fist against childs face* oh yeah some vodka will definitely be required for this
Keywords: vodka, required, some, face
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the Potentiograph @loveAndOtherBot (168 followers) (527 tweets)
She was muzzy with vodka and Chambord, and it took her a moment to fully absorb that she'd been looking him directly in the eyes for quite some time. Pale slate blue. Grey, if you weren’t close enough. But she was.
Keywords: looking for, vodka, some
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Chris Gibbins @ChrisGibbins82 (2.6K followers) (4.1K tweets)
As recommended by @OlenkaDuffy
I’m actually using English vodka rather than Polish! Huge apologies for the outrage this will provoke, but it’s very good!
Keywords: polish vodka, good, recommended
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🔞Blitz’s Milky Tits🔞 @hazbinhovel (468 followers) (21.6K tweets)
She's in control. She is. One time she got cornered. She got out of it. Another time she had too much. An easy mistake. Some of the others are worried. He says she can take care of herself. He finds her curled up with vodka on her breath, and feels a twinge.
Keywords: vodka, Some, too
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Claire J Cheeseman @cjcheesecake (130.4K followers) (345.7K tweets)
Be back in a bit just going to make a cuppa then pour some vodka on my cornflakes , and tidy a little then I'll be back , said in my best Arnold voice.
Keywords: vodka, some, best
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babyeva 👼🏾 @farmereva_ (5.0K followers) (69.9K tweets)
i’m aging like spoiled activia yogurt because i smoke a pack a day party until 6am and drink cheap vodka more than water 🤍
Keywords: vodka day, cheap, drink, water
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Vee 🖤⛓🎶🪩 @Vee__Music (1.7K followers) (78.5K tweets)
I know I had a fucked up day when I just had a fruit punch beatbox and then a tall glass of vodka ginger …. I don’t usually drink alone but this is very much needed
Keywords: vodka day, needed, drink
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Batuhan Avucan @BatuhanAvucan (387 followers) (753 tweets)
Having a vodka shot at 12pm mid-day in town, some tourists amazes me.
Keywords: vodka day, some, shot
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Molly Thee Grink @snobison (580 followers) (46.0K tweets)
in my vacation home (sisters house) hanging out with my corgi nephew, playing Spider-Man, eating pizza, watching st*****r th***s, and drinking a vodka La croix. life is good, actually
Keywords: vodka, good, drinking, home, house
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Xochitl @XochiMaru (27 followers) (8.1K tweets)
considering walking to the liquor store for cheap vodka but going outside is scary, especially at night
Keywords: liquor store, vodka, cheap, night
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March Maddieness 🦦 @madic_shop (400 followers) (50.8K tweets)
me: oh what if I just pour myself a nice lil drink to relax after a very stressful work day 🥰
me: [pours the equivalent of 3 shots of vodka into a cup and drinks it]
Keywords: vodka day, what, drink, drinks, shots, work, nice
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Ale🤎 @Dazealee (142 followers) (4.5K tweets)
Had a patient vent to me and the dr & her story hit home 🫠🫠 I need 10 vodka redbull pls
Keywords: vodka, need, story, home
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ellis 🫶 fishing purgatory @lahabreaswife (252 followers) (10.0K tweets)
okay gamers do we think dunkin iced coffee and vodka is going to taste good
Keywords: vodka, good, taste
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Dean (Darius) Wade🍄 @Skarpi25 (1.6K followers) (126.4K tweets)
Anakin even jokes about applying as roommates.
They stay in for week, exploring sites of the Uni and bonding. Anakin even brings a bottle of cheap vodka and they get drunk with other soon-to-be freshmans, when Obi-Wan dissapears and..
Keywords: vodka, cheap, week, bottle
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han//nuh @han_uhLeigh (675 followers) (65.5K tweets)
I miss the nights we used to sneak out , cut through the field, & get picked up to go drink some taaka vodka & smoke a dime bag of Reggie
Keywords: vodka, some, drink
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colin @cheeserburger (12.7K followers) (25.1K tweets)
i need to drink vodka redbulls with my grandpa before he croaks
Keywords: vodka, need, drink
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strawberry shitcake @nomoreetears (51 followers) (312 tweets)
I need three shots of vodka asap
Keywords: vodka, need, shots
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Ealain.online @EalaiNft (412 followers) (18.3K tweets)
If life gave you lemons, remember the person whose life gave them vodka is probably looking for you.
Keywords: looking for, vodka, person
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O.J. @Odawa__ (12.4K followers) (114.1K tweets)
Looking for happiness at the bottom of vodka bottles
Keywords: Looking for, vodka, bottles
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Turks And Trecooo🇹🇨 @turksandtreco (767 followers) (6.7K tweets)
Vodka Soda lime and honey sounds like a great combo
Keywords: Vodka, great, lime
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nora @starryeyelated (265 followers) (9.5K tweets)
Drank some vodka tonight. Feeling very nice. 😍
Keywords: vodka, some, nice
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The Blogging Goth @TheBloggingGoth (11.3K followers) (31.7K tweets)
Used to Nineties pop ephemera and they smacked me between the eyes with eighties new wave miscellanea whilst I'm struggling with sleep deprivation, cheap vodka and helping pensioners find mayonnaise. Retail does things to a person!
Keywords: vodka, cheap, person
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Josh @wifimade (14.5K followers) (3.1K tweets)
If you’re in my section and suggest to me that we order a bottle of vodka I’m going to assume that you have a menstrual cycle every 30 days
Keywords: vodka, suggest, bottle
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poni ꪔ̤̮ @rinsbunn (243 followers) (27.3K tweets)
i need vodka to my lemonade
Keywords: vodka, need, lemonade
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1+1=3 @Insane1911 (1.1K followers) (128.2K tweets)
It's prob this vodka but I want some pizza bad as hell lol
Keywords: vodka, some, bad
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sully @alexissullyy (2.0K followers) (16.5K tweets)
I just tried grass vodka. I hate that it was so good
Keywords: vodka, good, grass
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AIDEN .ᐟ (S6 SPOILERS ) @ghostamet (790 followers) (597 tweets)
plenty he hid. he intended to keep it that way. secrets he had hidden, masks he hid.
downing the vodka in his red cup, he looked around. victim browsing or looking for conversation. maybe both. +
Keywords: looking for, vodka
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🥔 t @tater_tea (127 followers) (18.9K tweets)
i was so taken aback at how strong this room service vodka cran is that i spilled some on my nieces jacket and i didn't say anything .
Keywords: vodka, some
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ɢᴜᴢᴍᴀɴ @guzmanexp (4.8K followers) (63.7K tweets)
I swear them vodka red bulls take the evil out of some people
Keywords: vodka, some
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rob @dancosparado (205 followers) (6.0K tweets)
I need a fatass cranberry vodka
Keywords: vodka, need
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sophia @cortez_sopiah (897 followers) (7.9K tweets)
Got tipsy off some vodka tn 😂
Keywords: vodka, some
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conversations with friends bot @convwfriendsbot (2.0K followers) (22.7K tweets)
Bobbi gave me some more of her vodka and asked me if I liked girls. It was very easy to act unfazed around her. I just said: sure.
Keywords: vodka, some
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Oliver Sin @SuperEla13no (93 followers) (35 tweets)
I hedge inflation with gallons of cheap, Russian vodka, cartons of cigarettes, and #Bitcoin All will be priceless when it all implodes!
Keywords: vodka, cheap, Russian
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Eli @darkbluemint (884 followers) (14.4K tweets)
#xicheng mcd
The fog siren of a ship was heard once, and then again.
Standing on the pier Jiang Cheng could barely see a couple of feet, before the view was swallowed by the fog.
He took another drink of his bottle, a really cheap flavored vodka that seemed to strip the lining
Keywords: flavored vodka, cheap, drink, bottle
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Bob Kostic @causticbob (198.6K followers) (477.6K tweets)
My plan to entomb myself like a pharaoh in a pyramid stocked with everything I'll need in the afterlife is in jeopardy because I keep drinking all the vodka..
Keywords: to all the vodka, need, drinking
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Oreo Cookie @OlukorodeOre (13.6K followers) (101.7K tweets)
Yup. Need to go back to doing my Prosecco + chilled berry blast + vodka mixxxxx 🥹🥹
Keywords: vodka, Need, berry
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lysie @succubus_lys (551 followers) (14.9K tweets)
and i need a bottle of vodka
Keywords: vodka, need, bottle
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ki$hv❥ @KISHABVBY (1.3K followers) (24.4K tweets)
I need to try a chicken parm alla vodka hero soon or I’ll die
Keywords: vodka, need
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Enrique Salas @HolySka1991 (418 followers) (55.6K tweets)
Wanted to try Vodka Sauce on the pasta. It smells like it’s expired. Turns out it’s meant to smell like that. It’s pretty good though if you ignore it. lol
Keywords: Vodka, good
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kelpy 🫀📲 @undreamed (939 followers) (44.5K tweets)
we need a president with their own brand of vodka
Keywords: vodka, need
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clown @bugsquelcher (502 followers) (6.8K tweets)
i NEED to reenter my vodka starry phase about this
Keywords: vodka, NEED
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Harry Hoover @harrywhoover (19.6K followers) (41.8K tweets)
Potatoes make vodka, chips, fries, tater tots and hash browns. You other vegetables need to step it up.
Keywords: vodka, need
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Donna Boo @chocolateluvn86 (298 followers) (18.3K tweets)
Viv: “You need a refill. I won’t tell Phil”. Mama: “Put a lil more vodka in it this time” 😂😂 #BelAir
Keywords: vodka, need
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DannyG @IamDanDaMan (1.4K followers) (7.6K tweets)
Doordash...y'all need to hurry up with my Vodka. 🤣#TrumpIndictment
Keywords: Vodka, need
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