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Cherry Sapphire @csapphire69 (1.1K followers) (3.6K tweets)
🎶
Oops I did it again
I ate a whole pizza
No help from a friend
Oh baby, baby
Oops, you thought you'd get some
But when you asked I said ummm...
How 'bout salad instead?
🎶
Keywords: salad ?, some, help
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Jess @jay_skuh (240 followers) (44.2K tweets)
Random adult thought: why are salad spinners so expensive? They do not need to be that expensive.
Keywords: salad ?, need, expensive, why
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T @ThxOnyy (289 followers) (23.5K tweets)
Can someone recommend their favorite salad dressing?
Keywords: salad ?, recommend
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A1🎦🦒 @Manijuanaaaaa (505 followers) (33.0K tweets)
I wanna try a salad. Any suggestions?
Keywords: salad ?, suggestions
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🌌Spoop A-roo?!🌌 @kemonodad (1.5K followers) (39.0K tweets)
I guess I can talk about this on main because it isnt fetish related but-
HHHHH FINALLY PUTTING ON WEIGHT IS SUCH A RELIEF
I also think my stomach capacity is doing better? I havent changed anything I do on the day to day. But say I get a big salad, I can eat it in one go now
Keywords: salad ?, better
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Chi Chi @ChiChixMike (202 followers) (4.3K tweets)
Great I didn’t get nothing from the store that doesn’t require me to cook 😞 I have some already boiled eggs. I wonder how an egg salad lettuce wrap would taste 🤔
Keywords: salad, Great, require, some
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Ardell “A.D.” Wright @ardellwrightnow (5.1K followers) (115.2K tweets)
Everything tastes better out of a glass plate, bowl cup or mug, except a salad. I need that thank in a Tupperware bowl of some kind
Keywords: salad, need, some, better
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Zᵃⁿᵈⁱˡᵉ Mᵉʸⁱʷᵃ @mimosameyiwa (2.0K followers) (14.8K tweets)
I know I said no alcohol and purely clean eating Monday to Friday but today I truly needed a glass of wine. Life is spinning my head and has me dizzy for a good 2wks now 😫😭 I'll go make a salad and chicken for lunch once I'm done here 🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾
Keywords: salad, good, needed
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Aminah 🍍 @amiiinahm (784 followers) (3.7K tweets)
If you need a Hellmans replacement, @WOOLWORTHS_SA salad cream is your fighter 😍
Keywords: salad, need, replacement
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Claire @bighaterfrances (207 followers) (5.7K tweets)
I need some of that pa delicacy trash trash strawberry jello pretzel salad rn. Who’s grammy can i hit up lmk
Keywords: salad, need, some
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Jessi (hoom) (rip Buddy & BubbaDawg) @JessiRo74287511 (1.0K followers) (49.6K tweets)
I get the usual things a plate & tray, etc... baked spaghetti & meatballs, fried mozzarella sticks, soft garlic bread & a small chef salad & a Diet Dr Pepper along w/ Fiji water for the boys & beef tips & gravy for Muggsy & some soft bread & gravy for Bruno! #FurryTails
Keywords: salad, some, tips
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M LeMont @MisterSalesman (388.1K followers) (2127.6K tweets)
Keep Salad Fresh – Place a paper towel in your bag or bowl of salad mix. It will absorb moisture and help it last a lot longer.
cheap hacks
Keywords: Salad, cheap, help
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Magitheth @magggwai (1.1K followers) (30.6K tweets)
I went to a valentines 5-course date one time and tell me why they gave us a salad that was a wedge of CABBAGE!!! Eating a whole plate of cabbage on Valentine’s Day was a crime. 0/10 would not recommend.
Keywords: salad, recommend, why
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𝕷𝖊𝖘𝖇𝖎𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖙🏳️🌈 @AmorMonea (6.3K followers) (61.6K tweets)
Why when a person eating a salad make me want one like the sound Lmaoo like now I need a chicken salad
Keywords: salad, need, Why
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Troy Meaz @TroyMeaz (5.2K followers) (98.7K tweets)
I am a:
🔘 Man
⚪️ Woman
Looking for:
⚪️ Men
⚪️ Women
🔘 Somewhere I can get a salad for less than $20 in hudson yards
Keywords: Looking for, salad, less
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Grace Clarke 📍 New York @graceclarke (5.8K followers) (18.9K tweets)
I need you to know this:
Finely chopped salad that's warm, eaten with a spoon, tastes better.
Keywords: salad, need, better
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Accacia @hbiccacia (820 followers) (39.8K tweets)
If I’m coming over and you wanna get snacks for me all I need is a few salad kits, Sweet Loren’s chocolate chip cookies, and maybe a coffee situation 😮💨😮💨
Keywords: salad, need, over
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Joy @JoyintheSmokys (11.0K followers) (30.9K tweets)
Garlic flatbread, fill it with greens, spinach, avocado, tomato, red onion, kalamata olive. No meat you don't need it. EVOO on salad you drop weight and heal.
Keywords: salad, need
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♥️ @KaliiDianeee (537 followers) (28.4K tweets)
Hoping this salad gives me all that I need
Keywords: salad, need
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JEEZY @OleMartyMar_ (873 followers) (135.8K tweets)
My co worker need to hurry up so I can get my salad
Keywords: salad, need
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Anpanman Enthusiast @DreamerBrigitte (759 followers) (10.5K tweets)
I’m sitting at Chili’s eating a salad, drinking a beer, and talking to my phone while watching JK. OMG, he just started Unholy!! We all just need to remember to breathe. 😳
Keywords: salad, need
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MENNA ELADAWY @Mennaa_Eladawy (542 followers) (385 tweets)
In a bad need of Caesar Salad from on the run affff🥹🫶🏻
Keywords: Salad, need
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Kalynn Bayron @KalynnBayron (22.1K followers) (10.5K tweets)
Please put a @WholeFoods in Ithaca, NY. Please. I need the smoked mozzarella pasta salad.
Keywords: salad, need
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tay @50shades0ftay (213 followers) (6.0K tweets)
I need a salad but I want something fried😭
Keywords: salad, need
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mia @mia_isabella13 (752 followers) (11.2K tweets)
need a salad right now damn
Keywords: salad, need
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Le Baddest Mula 🦄 @iSpeakDuhTruth (2.1K followers) (36.6K tweets)
I need me a Chick-Fil-A Cobb salad
Keywords: salad, need
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fayf @gstriker7 (159 followers) (1.0K tweets)
I need a chicken caesar salad rn
Keywords: salad, need
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Big Niss @biteTHAcookie (518 followers) (46.7K tweets)
might need that salad frfr..
Keywords: salad, need
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Big Lips👄 @DeshawnZyair (11.6K followers) (66.2K tweets)
I need a grilled chicken salad from coney real quick…. Gotta happen!🤦🏽♂️😂
Keywords: salad, need
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BIGLOHAN @aliyahlohan (7.6K followers) (126.8K tweets)
lemon pepper chicken Caesar salad sliders is insane but I need three.
Keywords: salad, need
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Jamelyn @Angeljami (518 followers) (73.2K tweets)
I’ve realized that I need a salad everyday… 🥺
Keywords: salad, need
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morenita @_mexicali_ (335 followers) (15.2K tweets)
I need a cesar salad and a glass of wine.
Keywords: salad, need
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mini.💕 @skjlxx (85 followers) (8.1K tweets)
yeah i need another fruit salad
Keywords: salad, need
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lena @milfvhagar (538 followers) (3.7K tweets)
looking at all these ewan clips im gna say salad days is just boys love for chavs
Keywords: looking for, salad
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Makhosatana Etive @msibeko1 (866 followers) (25.7K tweets)
I’m out for lunch and I ordered a salad. I’m looking at these 2 men at the table next to me, they ordered pasta and a bowl of fries for the table.
Reason 4378537869532 to hate men.
Keywords: looking for, salad
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Patric Morgan Book Promoter Ⓥ 🏴 @PatricProAuthor (47.4K followers) (127.8K tweets)
I'm in the shop. I went in for salad but I'm looking at pizza.
Keywords: looking for, salad
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BOSSAlEXX🐐 @Boss_Alexxx (1.6K followers) (43.6K tweets)
I need a salad gd
Keywords: salad, need
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ShaunK @XboxGamersbk360 (1.1K followers) (52.3K tweets)
You looking for a Tossed salad.
That's me
Keywords: looking for, salad
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alex 👽 @angeldebiI (380 followers) (68.4K tweets)
I'm gonna have to go to the mall after work tomorrow cause I just ate one of the ingredients for the salad I wanna make for work on Thursday and I also need headphones pronto
Keywords: salad, need
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👽🤘🏾💚 @SippingOnTee (1.8K followers) (35.1K tweets)
Ooouuu I hope I make it to Piada before they close. I need another salad.
Keywords: salad, need
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Johnny Tapia @_makconqueso (1.2K followers) (37.3K tweets)
I gotta go see Donovan it’s been a min need that potato salad
Keywords: salad, need
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jack @jeancuffer (53 followers) (3.3K tweets)
i need a big crisp salad
Keywords: salad, need
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Touch Afrika Events @TouchAfrikaEven (281 followers) (291 tweets)
Good morning,
On the Menu
White rice
Potato wedges
¼chicken 🍗
Hunters sausage 🌭
Coleslaw
Baked bean salad 🥗
Beetroot
Hunters burger 🍔
*[$2.00]*
Burger 🍔 + potato wedges
*[$2.50]*
Burger 🍔 + potato wedges + hunters sausage 🌭
*[$3.00]*
Keywords: salad, Good
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catharine @coffeecatharine (2.7K followers) (40.9K tweets)
I made instant pot chicken and rice with a whole stick of butter, and it was good, but my 6 year old screamed because it looked different, so yeah. oh and arugula salad, and I love arugula. I hadn’t had it in a long time.
kids are asleep. the coughing has turned to snores. hope!
Keywords: salad, good
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Elspeth / Jigsaw Learning 💙🎓 @JigsawLearning (593 followers) (18.0K tweets)
Word salad from the Secretary of State for Education. Regurgitating statistics and untruths about inflation won’t improve retention and recruitment. Respect for those who work with our young people and recognition of the issues would be a good start #r4today #TeacherStrike
Keywords: salad, good
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MB ✨ @mbinwonderland_ (552 followers) (57.5K tweets)
Got a turkey sandwich instead of my usual chicken salad or tuna and it was a terrible expensive idea this is why I don’t change what I get smh
Keywords: salad, what, expensive, why
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