Chris "Institutions Have Consequences" Zorn @prisonrodeo (2.7K followers) (23.8K tweets)

The #Spurs fanbase has educated me! Apparently football = synchronized swimming: winning doesn't matter so long as you look good doing it. "Attractive football" uber alles; we'll wait for Potter to be fired from a club that wins things so he can prettify us all the way to 14th.

Keywords: synchronized swimming, good