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Owner of a Goldie surf shop was stumped by an invoice so called his assistant in for help

You graduated from Qld Uni- I need some help
If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?
She thought a moment, then said
“Everything but my earrings.”🙃

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