Connor Judkins @ConnorJudkins (92 followers) (844 tweets)

I get great satisfaction when I get ads that are completely irrelevant to me. Why yes, I AM looking for a new riding mower. Pop a like on that and click on the ad many times so Jeff thinks I’m desperate to get off my legs when I’m lawn cutting. Fool.

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