David Teicher @Aerocles (12.3K followers) (253.3K tweets)

Then: so what do you like to do?
Me: I love rafting
Them: oh cool! Like white water rafting?
Me: nah more like 10 miles of lazy river rafting. Like we sorta just slowly float down the river for 5 hours or however long it takes to reach the end.
Them: oh ok
Me: yeah it’s amazing

Keywords: rafting ?, what

Bill @ashdanej (1.6K followers) (32.4K tweets)

Watch how MG ago try score some cool points from that rafting thing.

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