Alexander O. Hsu @AOHSUsometimesY (1.9K followers) (29.9K tweets)

What percentage of parents are "great parents"?

And is this the binary distinction in [middle-class USian] parenting -- "great" vs. "not great"?

Keywords: parenting ?, great, What, parents

Roxie Noir (is a romance author) @RoxieNoir (2.2K followers) (4.1K tweets)

“What do eyeballs taste like?”

If you want to be unable to answer 80% of the questions you’re asked, I recommend: parenting

Keywords: parenting ?, what to, recommend

Olebogeng @OlebogengMasoga (476 followers) (3.7K tweets)

My child is frustrating me. I desperately need a break from parenting. Yoh I don’t recommend having kids

Keywords: parenting, need, recommend, kids

Tanzina Vega @tanzinavega (56.3K followers) (435 tweets)

Work is a necessary break from parenting and something that allows us to contribute to society in a meaningful way beyond being a parent. We need cost effective child care to be able to be our full selves for the benefit of our own personal development and that of our children.

Keywords: parenting, effective, need, Work, children, parent

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euthyphro@mastodon.lol @euthyphro (8.2K followers) (25.3K tweets)

One of my parenting hacks that reliably offends people with robust support systems is teaching the boys how to make some easy meals on their own for the days I don’t feel up to making dinner. 10/10. Highly recommend.

Keywords: parenting, recommend, some, easy, dinner, making

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Nightingale 2.0 @ReginaeCor (1.6K followers) (8.9K tweets)

Parents need to bring back the “my house, my rules” and “I’m the parent, you’re the child” style of parenting and stop trying to be their child’s friend.

Boundaries and rules for children are better friends.

Keywords: parenting, need, better, Parents, house, style, children, friends, Parent

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Life Rictus @EarsHurts (520 followers) (18.1K tweets)

it’s universal so it’s harder to chip away at it over the next 10 years until it’s cheap garbage you have to literally live in a ditch to qualify for. your kid getting lunch at school in the middle of the day while you’re at work is not you shirking parenting. get a grip.

Keywords: parenting, cheap, over, kid, work, live

𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 🌿 @tweetslikehoney (305 followers) (71 tweets)

From the discourse/discussion surrounding screen time on this niche little community on social media, I’ve learned so much and it’s helped me adjust my parenting to better serve and care for my children!

Here are some of the things I’ve learned:

Keywords: parenting, some, better, children, helped

JL Lycette, THE ALGORITHM WILL SEE YOU NOW @JL_Lycette (3.5K followers) (7.3K tweets)

Best thing today: riding in car with my 19 yo. She’s playing 90s music. To simultaneously remember how these songs made us feel back then—oh the *angst*—and know she thinks she’s discovered it for herself. I smile to myself. I think this is what they call nostalgia ❤️
#parenting

Keywords: what to, parenting, Best, today

Disco N Tinuity @monkchips (27.7K followers) (147.1K tweets)

Like the set of skills and psychological approaches required in dealing with kids once they are ten and up is so different from parenting before that. Empathy is everything.

Keywords: parenting, required, kids, set

αrnold 🌲 @imp_erii (281 followers) (5.1K tweets)

good parenting would be better of course, but the coal mines are up there along with being abandoned in the wilderness

Keywords: parenting, good, better

🌸 S h a n 🌸 @SimWithShan (4.1K followers) (11.4K tweets)

It’s going to take me days to play with the infants, maybe more. I’m a slow burn type of Simmer. I need to have backstories, experiences before I can rush a milestone like parenting. I can’t create & play with sims I don’t care about. We gotta bond! I enjoy the slow burn!🤍

Keywords: parenting, need, experiences

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♡ @EdshaeS (1.9K followers) (20.1K tweets)

One thing nobody cant ever speak on is my parenting, ima damn good mother & I love the hell out of my child

Keywords: parenting, good, love

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Kay Bae @kaYOLO_ (582 followers) (110.1K tweets)

Parenting also forces you to face your inner child. And if that inner child is unhealed, it will definitely show up in how you interact with and parent your kid. If you want to be a healthy person for them, it's a lot to realize you need to heal first to do so.

Keywords: Parenting, need, face, kid, healthy, show, lot, Parent

Stuff 💛 @AuntiesBlocc (18.1K followers) (121.7K tweets)

Most of our parents are baby boomers. We really don’t need to talk about parenting lmao

Keywords: parenting, need, baby, parents

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Dr. Avneet Randhawa M.D @DrAvneetR (1.6K followers) (3.6K tweets)

#parenting improves when there are onlookers

Be a good parent otherwise !

#children

Keywords: parenting, good, children, parent

Tijesunimi Arewa @TijesunimiArewa (82 followers) (150 tweets)

I strongly believe children should be surrounded by high expectations (in character, behaviors, etc) so l they rise up to the occasion in every situation. Rather than fall to the level where no expectations are required at all.

This builds greatness!!!#parenting

Keywords: parenting, required, children

Christina 🪶 @yoopgirl13 (7.5K followers) (6.3K tweets)

Solo parenting a very busy toddler after a night out-0/10 would not recommend 😆

Keywords: parenting, recommend, night, toddler

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sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist (34.1K followers) (63.4K tweets)

Just saw a writer/reporter job requiring a minimum of 5-8 SEO optimized parenting news stories PER DAY for a major digital publication starting at $53k. That’s up to 2,080 stories a year, $25 a piece, before taxes. Truly cannot stress how discouraging job hunting is rn!

Keywords: parenting, hunting, piece, stress, news

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Eveminet Communication Solutions Limited @Eveminet_Ke (865 followers) (6.9K tweets)

👋
Parenting digital natives require us to be present & intentional.
Let us learn to parent ALONGSIDE our children. @evelynmkasina

Keywords: Parenting, require, children, learn, Parent

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BeingDaddy @beingdaddy (380 followers) (7.2K tweets)

Parenting isn’t easy nor does it look perfect. You get pushed some days when you have nothing left in the tank. It’s those days that test you. If you’re having one of those days, feel free to reply and let it out. Rant into the universe. #parenting

Keywords: Parenting, some, #parenting, perfect, easy, free

King of Egbaland @realPJA (15.1K followers) (67.5K tweets)

Parenting isn’t an easy task. I wonder how some parents leaves their children for the community. Such an ignorant thing.

Keywords: Parenting, some, parents, easy, children

John Shields, MD, FAAOS @jointdocShields (21.6K followers) (40.3K tweets)

We failed at hunting shark teeth this morning and my daughter was devastated

So we are trying again tomorrow and I am prepared with a pocket full of them to hide 🫣
#parenting

Keywords: parenting, hunting, daughter, morning

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WEH @Rattetytat (12.6K followers) (227.4K tweets)

Even though it has only happened two times so far but is very weird and funny I get mistaken for to be the mom to some random screaming kid twice now and get scolded for bad parenting

Keywords: parenting, some, mom, kid, funny

Cocoa🤎 @SweetNefertitii (76 followers) (455 tweets)

In this generation, parents need more parenting than children ever will.

Keywords: parenting, need, parents, children

Adrienne Moench 👉 .eth .nft @ DEN @AdrienneMoench (995 followers) (642 tweets)

While we never fully retire from parenting, as our children get older, the responsibilities lessen too.

I was 100% invested in being a mother so the “reduction” of role responsibility also required me to diversify.

“Retirement” from parenting is also a role identity loss.

Keywords: parenting, required, too, children

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Progressive Patriot - for Social Democracy @WillDavey2 (2.2K followers) (18.8K tweets)

Christofascists in this country must not legislate hate against other Americans, especially those who are responsible for parenting & practicing medicine, that need medical intervention to resolve biological or psychological gender issues. You cannot force kids to conform.

Keywords: parenting, need, kids

Life & Lessons @lifecsre (14.6K followers) (50.3K tweets)

Parenting is like programming kids. What we consider right or wrong, loving or toxic is what we experienced as kids firsthand.

Healed parents pass on love, others pass on generational trauma.

Keywords: parents love, Parenting, What, kids, loving

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🫧my kids Momma🫧 @britnisharde (383 followers) (20.6K tweets)

I miss my Momma frequently these days and get such a deep sense of joy being around her or talking to her about life and parenting.. When I tell you God has orchestrated my life experiences in such a profound way..

He KNEW I needed to be home.
He knew this season would come.

Keywords: parenting, needed, experiences, home, talking, season

Ceyonce❤️ @Skorpeeyo5 (726 followers) (61.4K tweets)

There's politics, religion, money tips, home renovations, cars, gym routines, fishing, hunting, health + fitness , parenting, mental health, business, movies, sports, cars, shoes, & a plethora of topics men can discuss besides women issues 🙄

Keywords: parenting, hunting, tips, home, movies, shoes

Kellz. @kellzzzxoxo (345 followers) (4.4K tweets)

One of the most annoying parts about co parenting is clothes being returned home, if I bought it I want it back. Period. Especially when you buy expensive clothes for your kids. I cannot stand when my kids clothes go missing because of the other parent just being irresponsible.

Keywords: parenting, buy, expensive, kids, home, parent

Kobby @iKobby_ (1.6K followers) (298.0K tweets)

You think you have parenting all figured out. This generation is so quick to write off all the things our parents have done. Dem folks were working tirelessly to provide for 3-5 kids to make them feel comfortable looking at how it's so tough economically down here

Keywords: looking for, parenting, kids, parents, working, comfortable

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defame personne @DefameP (187 followers) (35.9K tweets)

allow fear or bullying or rejection make her decide anything in her life

That is some 5 star Gold medal 100 percent success rate
parenting right there

This kid will have the very best gift a parent could grant a child
Belief...in themselves and their choices

Keywords: parenting, some, best, kid, gift, percent, star, parent

Jonni Tsu. 🌊💕 ♍️ @JonniTsuuu (964 followers) (52.2K tweets)

I be on the fence when it comes to certain stuff about parenting. I hate the whole “one parenting style fits all” notion & I understand breaking certain cycles but some stuff I think ppl just go over board with. We’re gonna have a lot of sensitive lazy adults in about 2 decades.

Keywords: parenting, some, over, style, breaking, adults, board, lot, stuff

Jeremy, Collector of Parks @JeremyWingert79 (4.4K followers) (18.0K tweets)

Tonight I listened to a parenting discussion on Focus on the Family, that bastion of my adolescence, because I borrowed my Dad’s car and that’s what was on. A few takeaways:

1. Timing your talkative kids to see how long they can shut up is not “godly” parenting.

[1/2]

Keywords: what to, parenting, kids, Tonight, long

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Shea Swauger @SheaSwauger (2.1K followers) (2.8K tweets)

just got to explain to the kid what crop dusting is, so I'm pretty much crushing parenting over here

Keywords: what to, parenting, over, kid

Zita (she/they) @zita_dulock (2.0K followers) (24.4K tweets)

Developing the APF studio was a long game vision, as we prepare for a very different parenting reality than our peers (incl most others with Disabled kids). Sam will likely live with us full time his whole life, and require this level of support for many yrs to come.

Keywords: parenting, require, kids, game, long, live

name cannot be blank @microwaveddecaf (293 followers) (10.4K tweets)

so much of my parenting is asking myself if there is a reason to say no before saying no. a few donuts is cheaper than a coffee. we don't put treats up on a pedestal so I know she'll eat it with some fruit and a cheese stick. mondays stink. spontaneity is not my strong suit, etc

Keywords: parenting, some, cheaper, cheese, fruit

♡ kit #teamsasha ♡ @PlNKTRlX (507 followers) (2.1K tweets)

cw my mother

every time my mum uses me as a reference for how she learned to make better parenting decisions with my younger siblings & “not make the same mistakes again” i feel like i just need to lie down for a really long time

Keywords: parenting, need, better, long

Emma Lunn @emmalunn (10.2K followers) (17.6K tweets)

Looking for legal/finance/parenting experts to comment on why you should have a will when you become a parent. #journorequest

Keywords: Looking for, parenting, why, parent

MK_Wizard (author of Cupcake War Machine and more) @MKJekyllAndHyde (436 followers) (9.7K tweets)

Plus, back then, everything sucked about their marriage and even their parenting, but it got loads better. Plus, they faced the end of the world twice. Lana honey, I understand you need time to heal, but I don't think you should through with divorce.

Keywords: parenting, need, better

Lex⁷🏳️‍⚧️ @shookiecutie (222 followers) (7.3K tweets)

I’m gonna need y’all to stop traumatizing your kids just because you don’t understand how gentle parenting works

Keywords: parenting, need, kids

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N e l l ⚡ @Nell_thelight (1.5K followers) (7.8K tweets)

Parenting is a demanding position to have. Kids need unwavering discipline.

Keywords: Parenting, need, Kids

⚖️ @Bombshellexi (709 followers) (26.7K tweets)

My daughters preschool app gives me daily parenting tips + ebooks and exercises to help with big emotions at home 🥹🥹 so cute

Keywords: parenting, help, tips, home, cute, big, app

whatever✨ @greenwitchymama (873 followers) (4.4K tweets)

Not my SIL giving me unwanted (&expensive) parenting advice when she’s not even present in my daughters life.

*also lives 5 minutes away and is not a mom.

**don’t come for me - she genuinely just always has terrible advice based off lack of experience 🫣🫠

Keywords: parenting, advice, expensive, mom

Crow ❤️ @distortxdheart (1.4K followers) (61.0K tweets)

I don't want kids but I have so many parenting tips stored in my brain that I almost feel it's a shame that I don't want kids

Keywords: parenting, tips, kids

g @aabiicde (174 followers) (1.2K tweets)

maybe I watch too much parenting tips on tiktok bc I’m unconsciously trying to heal my inner child …

Keywords: parenting, tips, too

Jean Hannah Edelstein @jhedelstein (6.3K followers) (1.7K tweets)

Including other women. Especially with discourse around pregnancy + parenting. We’re just not interested in what women have to say about these experiences until it affects us, and then we forget that we didn’t pay attention

Keywords: what to, parenting, experiences, pay, Including

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♈️🇪🇹 @_mualoa (453 followers) (25.8K tweets)

I love receiving parenting tips. There’s a lot of things I’ve heard that I want to implement.

Keywords: parenting, tips, love, heard, lot

Pat Hennessy, CMT @pat_hennessy (18.0K followers) (5.1K tweets)

And a special shout-out to @choffstein, my baby sensei who has been giving all the parenting tips/cope in the DMs 🙏

Keywords: parenting, tips, baby, special