Ben Merric @TheBenMerric (6.6K followers) (1.7K tweets)

Was like the dishwasher cleaned all my thoughts.

And even put them into the correct place in my mind.

I recommend everyone takes a technology break at least 1x a week.

Keywords: dishwasher, recommend

Hana Lee (이하나) - add MAGEBIKE COURIER on GR! @K_Hana_Lee (2.5K followers) (4.3K tweets)

SO, starting the dishwasher: no, what

me: it means you could have newt sushi!

SO: um I'm not sure it means that actually

me: well obviously it would need to be prepared correctly, and you would need sushi-grade newt.

SO: I don't think you should eat raw toxic newt

Keywords: dishwasher, need, what

Judge Judy and Executioner @JudgyJudes (895 followers) (88.9K tweets)

Eating cereal out of a mug is a really good sign that I should run the dishwasher.

Keywords: dishwasher, good

Gwen Stephens @Gwen_Dances (354 followers) (3.2K tweets)

I need a new kitchen knife set and looking for recommendations. Price isn’t an issue. Preferably dishwasher safe.

Keywords: looking for, dishwasher, need, recommendations

𝕺𝖙𝖙𝖔 𝕽𝖔𝖇𝖔𝖙𝖙𝖔🧃 @OttoSkoryeezy (510 followers) (12.6K tweets)

Just put all my new plates through the dishwasher. I missed having one of these for the last 2 years, so much better than having to handwash everything.

Keywords: better than, dishwasher

lpse Dixit @IpseDixitCicero (12.4K followers) (22.9K tweets)

I have a great idea for a new competition. Dishwasher tetris.

Keywords: Dishwasher, great

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Aiwendil 🌱Ⓥ🌱 @chronically1999 (3.9K followers) (80.3K tweets)

I need to do some dishes but I don't think im physically able to stand up that long. I dont have many at least. Most of them are in the dishwasher

Keywords: dishwasher, need, some

Likhain @likhain (2.7K followers) (62.1K tweets)

Day 3 on ADHD meds & first work day with meds! Nervous lol but not freaking out💪 my brain is still quiet! I can do this!

Meanwhile I unpacked the dishwasher AND packed it, it is now running, I just thought about it then went & did it, I AM INVINCIBLE AHAHAHAHAH OMG IT'S SO GOOD

Keywords: dishwasher, GOOD

kiki @vivsfoord (168 followers) (2.0K tweets)

i just saw a tiktok of a guy cooking meat in the dishwasher this is my final straw good night friends

Keywords: dishwasher, good

mactavish 🌎 🏳️‍🌈 💙💜❤️ 🦄❄️💉♿ @mactavish (4.6K followers) (386.4K tweets)

my body is slowly recovering from our trip—I just used up a morning worth of standing ability loading the dishwasher, but it really needed to be done.

Keywords: dishwasher, needed

Ariane Sherine @ArianeSherine (10.7K followers) (39.7K tweets)

Boyfriend: I wish I’d met you 20 years ago. Then we could have had a baby together

Me: Oh darling, I wish that too 🥹

Boyfriend: But what I really wish is that I’d met you before you did your kitchen. Then we could have bought a dishwasher together!

Me: 🤨

Keywords: dishwasher, what, too

Mik @mikturv (410 followers) (12.8K tweets)

If anyone's looking for a job, my restaurant is desperately looking for a dishwasher! mention you know me and we both get bonuses.

Keywords: looking for, dishwasher

KelRen—My Own Hero (she/her/fae/faer) @KelRenMoonLover (1.5K followers) (50.5K tweets)

Day 2 of feeling seriously low energy and jittery. Good thing I only have to go to dinner at my in-laws today. Well, and emptying the dishwasher at some point would probably be a good idea, too.
But right now I can’t get myself to do anything but sit here. 🫤

Keywords: dishwasher, Good, some, too

Chad Rubel @ChadRubel (5.9K followers) (12.2K tweets)

I dropped a glass bowl in the dishwasher and the glass shattered everywhere. I got a few small cuts. I hope everyone is having a better morning than me. All will be fine l, but annoying start of the day.

Keywords: better than, dishwasher

Steven Tyler @RandallSteven (3.1K followers) (73.3K tweets)

They tell me I'm the best dishwasher Eva..the other cooks expound my Glory!!
I'm getting too old to keep up...😭😂

Keywords: dishwasher, best, too

🐝Stan @ThobyMadikizela (2.7K followers) (13.2K tweets)

I need a dishwasher ASAP.

Keywords: dishwasher, need

matchafan123 @ibsking (183 followers) (2.3K tweets)

not this man sending his food back bc he asked me for plastic silver and there was a spoon in his bowl, like sir you are eating off the same bowl that comes from the same dishwasher, what is the point

Keywords: dishwasher, what

liane 🐣 @itsme_liane (377 followers) (6.0K tweets)

How do I get my husband to agree to an arrangement in which the dishes are never, ever my job? Open to all suggestions, would rather die than unload the dishwasher.

Keywords: dishwasher ?, suggestions, which

The Lore Hunter II @TheLoreHunter (4.9K followers) (13.7K tweets)

Me: This morning I’m going to do some video work, play TotK, and relax.

My dishwasher: Lol. Lmao.

Keywords: dishwasher, some

Mrs. Davison @DavisonSix (127 followers) (1.5K tweets)

Who has an @LGUSSupport repair person they can recommend? Our dishwasher now needs to be repaired for the third time in a year and a half and LG’s customer service’s only response was to offer me a 20% rebate in a new LG dishwasher.

Keywords: dishwasher ?, recommend

Daryn Wilde @DarynWilde (726 followers) (1.5K tweets)

It really annoys me when I have to use a dish I just pulled out of the dishwasher. Like, goddamn it, Bowl! I just finished washing you! You can’t stay clean for, like, a day? What is wrong with you?! What is the point of this?! OH GOD WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE?!

Keywords: dishwasher ?, What

Ron Nuttall @ToR_Ron75 (456 followers) (4.7K tweets)

If I empty the dishwasher out at 8:30 AM, and it is full again by 10:30 AM, HOW MANY F*CKING CUPS DO MY KIDS NEED???!!!

Keywords: dishwasher ?, NEED

cassidy @casstawayy (540 followers) (13.9K tweets)

what even goes on inside a dishwasher

Keywords: dishwasher, what

I haven't @With1V (8.6K followers) (509 tweets)

Proper bank holiday weekend.

Broken dishwasher = fixed.
Overgrown lawn = mowed.
Sunshine = not guaranteed.
Lovely food = eaten.

What makes yours?

Keywords: dishwasher ?, What

Ellie 🌸 - EiT 🧸❤️ @Blind_Blossom (8.4K followers) (67.9K tweets)

Dazai, stopping abruptly in the middle of a fight and barely dodging enemies: …Chuuya.

Chuuya: what

Dazai: …

Dazai: …We should get a new dishwasher

Chuuya: I DON’T THINK THIS IS THE TIME

Keywords: dishwasher, what

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#AGuyHasNoName @Pellentini (19.0K followers) (724.9K tweets)

I need a get a dishwasher asap

Keywords: dishwasher, need

Laura @LaJam68 (206 followers) (7.6K tweets)

93 yo dad's in hospital with bulging disc, trying to lift a dishwasher onto trailer.
I think it aptly illustrates what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object

Keywords: dishwasher, what

Likhain @likhain (2.7K followers) (62.1K tweets)

I have emptied it of its terrible contents and it is now soaking in hot water and dishwashing liquid after which it will go in the dishwasher. And maybe have another soak in baking soda paste if all the burnt stuff doesn't come off

I FEEL

ACTUALLY HUMAN

AND IT'S GREAT

Keywords: dishwasher, GREAT, which

George SJW Bush @acenter102 (364 followers) (26.2K tweets)

Other things shelters always need are paper towels, blankets (baby blankets are especially loved,) bleach, puppy pads, chicken/turkey baby food, hand soap/sanitizer, laundry detergent, and dishwasher detergent

Keywords: dishwasher, need

🌦 @zemnmez (3.7K followers) (78.9K tweets)

a few people dont know what a rinse aid is. it allows stuff in the dishwasher to evaporate faster and with less / no deposits from dissolved stuff like limescale

Keywords: dishwasher, what, less

⚰️ luna ⚰️ @MEGID0LA0N (825 followers) (356.1K tweets)

the waterless cleansing foam isn't really getting rid of the edge control but it seems to have helped a little.... i just need to reload the dishwasher and then i can use the kitchen sink for a quick spot wash

Keywords: dishwasher, need

Evelyn Silver @EternalEvelyn (2.4K followers) (7.1K tweets)

The dishwasher is broken, the roof needed repairs, home insurance is through the roof, my hospital bills for the c-section were a lot... and now we have termites.

When it rains, it pours. I feel like I'm going to throw up.

Keywords: dishwasher, needed

Kyle Lambert @kylelambertkc (1.0K followers) (16.5K tweets)

The reason I buy Ajax Orange Scent dish soap by the gallon is because I run a commercial dehydrator the size of a fridge quite frequently. Ajax dish soap is one of the best anti-bacterial soaps out there. I don't think the dehydrator or the racks will find in the dishwasher!

Keywords: dishwasher, best, buy

Friendly Non-Binary Dungeon Mom @FNDungeonMom (6.1K followers) (106.3K tweets)

I am pleased to report that appliance shopping went well today. Through bundle deals we were able to get a huge discount on a new dishwasher, stove/oven, and fridge which will all be delivered tomorrow.

Keywords: dishwasher, which

pregvash enthusiast 🫄 @softcatboys (2.2K followers) (15.1K tweets)

waking up early kind of RUUUUULES like i woke up at 6 and and played totk and ate tbell breakfast and unloaded/loaded the dishwasher and swept and cleaned the kitchen and organized the pantry and fridge and took out the trash and played some more totk AND THE DAY IS STILL YOUNG?

Keywords: dishwasher ?, some

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Steelers Takeaways 🌗 @PittsburghSport (25.0K followers) (88.3K tweets)

I just survived the most horrific experience of my life.

I cleaned the inside of my dishwasher - took it apart piece by piece and it was anyone's worst nightmare.

I advise anyone to do this - it was an horrific eye opener as to what you're washing your dishes with every day.

Keywords: dishwasher, what

The Canadian @PantlessCanuck (4.1K followers) (13.7K tweets)

I just pulled my sunglasses out of the dishwasher, in case you want a guy with a good handle on his day to day stuff

Keywords: dishwasher, good

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Stephanie Bri 🏳️‍⚧️ Welcome to Prime Time, Bitch~ @stephaniebri22 (4.1K followers) (50.0K tweets)

I have another interview today for a dishwasher position. I need a job.

Keywords: dishwasher, need

Βραχύς αιών (Kay) @streamgazer (4.7K followers) (25.0K tweets)

Men in my house: struggle to boil a hot dog, can barely cook a frozen pizza, put expensive chef knives in the dishwasher blade down, need a woman to light the grill

Men on twt: making their own pasta from scratch, pit roasting, cooking Michelin star meals, hand sharpening Shuns

Keywords: dishwasher, need, expensive, light

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Charitieslady @clarioncall (403 followers) (13.0K tweets)

This is your regular reminder to clean the filter in your dishwasher.
As always when I post this reminder, mine was gross and needed a scrubbing. 🤢

Keywords: dishwasher, needed

Jonathan Holling @jonhollingfm (2.9K followers) (17.8K tweets)

Said RIP to my trusty dishwasher of 9 years. It had 2 buttons on it (one of which was GO). Had a new one delivered that looks like something Nasa might be proud of, it requires WiFi and an app. I have no idea how it works and I just want it to wash my pots 😂 #firstworldproblems

Keywords: dishwasher, which

🧜🏽‍♀️ Lil Mermaid 🧜🏽‍♀️ @UnderDhaSea (2.5K followers) (121.5K tweets)

I need a commercial grade dishwasher cuz I always end up filling mine up and having to run it once a day. I cook a lot 😭

Keywords: dishwasher, need

Annie, MLIS, They/Them 🍄 🎮 @dharmascholar (6.7K followers) (69.6K tweets)

When I say I'm a morning person, what I mean is I:
-did the dishes/filled & started the dishwasher
-cleaned the kitchen counters
-made banana bread
-made coffee
and
-showered & changed, skincare
before 6:20 AM (and before coffee)
and that's not including the online stuff

Keywords: dishwasher, what

Heather Carter @HLCarter_Author (1.6K followers) (2.6K tweets)

I must say, even on four hour’s sleep, I’m surprisingly awake. I’ll crash here again in a little bit, but in the meantime, I’ve fed the cat, rotated the dishwasher, eaten breakfast, and made some coffee.
Who knows? I may finish my novel. Achieve world peace. Solve the… ZZZzzz…

Keywords: dishwasher ?, some

Si @LeedsInShetland (2.6K followers) (137.8K tweets)

Today, the dishwasher died. Now the painful search for one that won't take up to 2 weeks to arrive, or have to pay £80-£100 for delivery from mainland UK.
The one that looked good for the cheap price is available online but isn't avaofir island delivery. Hey ho. Handwash time.

Keywords: dishwasher, cheap, good, pay

Anthony McMahon 🥝 🇳🇿 @anthony_mcmahon (347 followers) (3.8K tweets)

Of the 4 tries he scored tonight, Telea's second was the best.

But that last try was mastery of the game.

Looks like I'm on dishwasher duty for a week.

@Hurricanesrugby @BluesRugbyTeam

Keywords: dishwasher, best

My Mom’s Juice LLC 🇲🇽 @mymomsjuice (194 followers) (587 tweets)

I’m a business owner which means I’m also customer service, quality assurance, a content creator, a social media manager, a website designer, a juice chef, a dishwasher, a delivery driver, and an inventory clerk

Keywords: dishwasher, which

Phazed @PhazedWolf (610 followers) (12.3K tweets)

Searching the rental market in SF/east bay is hard mode when you require the following:

1. safe parking (company car)
2. a dishwasher and on-site laundry
3. isn't trying to fit a 1br's sqft in a 2/3br unit
4. crime isn't insane
5. affordable without making bonkers tech money

:P

Keywords: dishwasher, require, affordable, Searching

Electrostats @Electrostats_ (2.6K followers) (9.9K tweets)

Do I need to take off the keycaps before putting my keyboard in the dishwasher?

Keywords: dishwasher ?, need

エリス・ell @wondervogell (276 followers) (11.3K tweets)

the noise from our dishwasher when the lil thing pops open to release the tablet is akin to the appliance being shot with a revolver. no need

Keywords: dishwasher, need