Jake's Analogies @JCAnalogies (122 followers) (1.3K tweets)

...when it comes down to it, it's still not Coca-Cola. It's Diet Coke. It's good. Maybe throw some lemon juice in there, you want a 3-point play? Diet Coke with lemon. Maybe Diet Vanilla Coke. But it's still not Coke. It's like that Impossible meat for the people that...

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