Julia Harvie-Shemko, APR, CEC @juliashemko (823 followers) (3.4K tweets)

Hubby did something to our lawn mower engine yesterday. It’s only a couple of years old. 3 options: 1) get a new one, 2) get a goat, 3) take it to a small engine repair shop - any recommendations in #reddeer and area?

Keywords: lawn mower ?, any recommendations

Meteorologist Jessica Burns WCYB @JessicaBurnsWX (618 followers) (2.0K tweets)

Need to do some yard work? Your grass might be a little wet today, but you'll be able to drag out the lawn mower Tuesday and onward!

Keywords: lawn mower ?, Need, some

Nwovuhoma @nwovuhoma_c (206 followers) (8.5K tweets)

Any time I some ladies talking about, "he can't handle me", "I need someone that can handle me" bla bla bla, I'm lost for words. Handle you because you're a tractor or bulldozer or a lawn mower? A full grown human being like you?
Ha.

Keywords: lawn mower ?, need, some

Kobra ToldYa @KobraToldya (491 followers) (5.3K tweets)

My Electric Lawn mower people, which one do you recommend?

Keywords: lawn mower ?, recommend, which

Mike Nelson @TheNelsonMike (2.7K followers) (13.1K tweets)

I bought my first lawn mower and… I’m excited about it! Any lawn mowing tips I need to consider before kicking off this new stage of my life?

Keywords: lawn mower ?, need, tips

Judy Hamilton @JudyHamilton101 (2.8K followers) (33.9K tweets)

'ya' know Jesus? Well, he lives down the street from me, he gives me light, 'even sharpens my lawn mower blade; he knows me, he knows I have a hard time just being myself, I don't know what that is, I'm a vichi. I pretty much adapt to whatever social situation I find myself in

Keywords: lawn mower ?, what, light

GemLou1878 @GLou1878 (431 followers) (3.7K tweets)

What do you call a budgie that's been ran over by a lawn mower?

Shredded tweet hahahahaha

Keywords: lawn mower ?, What, over

Lilith/Murky 🏳️‍⚧️ | Girlboss @PrincessDeSynk (200 followers) (3.3K tweets)

What's this? A rebrand? Typical VTuber behavior?

Yeah you should've seen it coming, anyways I'm still trying to get the glass out of my ceiling, I might need the lawn mower for this job.

Keywords: lawn mower ?, need

Ante Flan @NotALemur (8.2K followers) (44.5K tweets)

Kids just waved me off my lawn mower to ask if I need somebody to do my yardwork…?

Keywords: lawn mower ?, need

Mike N2QDK @n2qdk_ (80 followers) (149 tweets)

5/? The 1 hour Ego charger had the battery back to full after only 25 minutes. This is absolutely incredible. I reckon a 5Ah Ego battery is all you need to power a TX-500 for a long weekend of off-grid use.

This is the same battery we use in the lawn mower and snowblower.

Keywords: lawn mower ?, need

Richard Kerr @KerrPoints (10.7K followers) (17.1K tweets)

You need 30 min once a week to record a podcast? Perfect, definitely gonna be the same 30 min the neighbor's lawn service starts up the mower and edger. So funny how that works out. 🙄

Keywords: lawn mower ?, need

Hatie Parmeter (she/her) @HatieParmeter (671 followers) (4.2K tweets)

Do you have a lawn mower you love? I'm looking for a push mower for maybe 1-2 acres of not-quite-even ground.

Keywords: lawn mower ?, looking for

Byron 🏳️‍🌈 Radical Lefty @ByronStol (1.1K followers) (31.1K tweets)

Going through a stage in my life where everything is dying. Lawn mower, clothes dryer, car battery, other electrical devices including computers. Last night my 10 year old electric kettle died. What next? Am devastated, I loved that kettle 🥲

Keywords: lawn mower ?, What

Donna Bacher, Broker @loveurhome (2.9K followers) (12.4K tweets)

I thought I'd do my part and buy an electric lawn mower to do the areas my gas-powered riding mower couldn't get into. I didn't buy cheap- $900 bucks for the best. Big mistake. 2 batteries that weigh a ton & take an hour to charge each. Should have stuck with a Toro gas.

Keywords: should i buy, lawn mower, cheap, best

SpiffyNeedleGeeks @SpiffyTwitGeeks (146 followers) (1.1K tweets)

Good morning! There has been an unexpected delay on my end. Someone visited my house to help change the oil in my riding lawn mower. There are still some things I need to do to get things prepared for the stream. @supersonic407

Keywords: lawn mower, Good, need, Some, help

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Elephants, Maybe @Maybe_elephants (85 followers) (7.6K tweets)

I am unwilling to use the number of chemicals needed to create the kind of grass that can be easily mowed with a reel mower. Reel mowers do not do well with lawns with some weeds in them, which my lawn is.

I am ready for electric because it is quieter.

Keywords: lawn mower, needed, some, which

Adam S. Bauer @BauerHour15 (760 followers) (2.8K tweets)

Some Sunday mornings you just need to get up, get on the riding lawn mower at your grandparents farm to mow the lawn, throw on all out 90s on Spotify, and jam out to Believe by Cher.

Keywords: lawn mower, need, Some

captain morgan @morganlello (729 followers) (59.1K tweets)

I think some crack heads are gonna try and steal my lawn mower tonight 😂😭😭😭 osrs though they keep driving by w their trunk open and staring at my lawn mower. I need a gun 🙄🙄

Keywords: lawn mower, need, some

Comic Creators Support @comic_support (2.9K followers) (35.9K tweets)

I am going to need a spatula to get the depressed me off the ground this week. I wanted to do something great for my daughter's birthday and I can't afford it. Between my car dieing, my lawn mower catching on fire and getting hit by a car. It is all thrills here. And my phone

Keywords: lawn mower, great, need

All Right, Let's Go! @allright_letsgo (471 followers) (4.0K tweets)

Our old neighbor took our free lawn mower when we were moving, then decided to dump it in our garbage... Rental company is charging us $157 to remove. What a great neighbor...

Keywords: lawn mower, great, What

Its not a pay week @TOONZ_JONES (1.8K followers) (372.5K tweets)

I need to go get food my stomach sound like some body startin a lawn mower

Keywords: lawn mower, need, some

Ryan Williamson @rywilwrite (1.2K followers) (35.6K tweets)

Dammit. Lawn tractor sucked up a tarp and now the belt is broken. Now I need to a) find a replacement belt and b) install it.

Or finish mowing the lawn with a push mower.

Keywords: lawn mower, need, replacement

Chris Broom @CBroom1 (768 followers) (3.1K tweets)

It gets better. I’ve just won a Craftsman Lawn Mower too. I’m gonna need a bigger garage.

Keywords: Lawn Mower, need, better, too

Garrett Dash Nelson @en_dash (3.8K followers) (6.3K tweets)

Imagine you’ve just had a severe accident—say, your hand has been chewed off in a lawn mower.

One friend says “we need an ambulance immediately!” Another says “let’s not be hasty and too extreme. Maybe try an ibuprofen and wait a few days.”

Keywords: lawn mower, need, too

DanielBikes @DanielBikes_ (234 followers) (1.7K tweets)

Everyone needs

a lawn and a grill,
used 2x/week in good weather.

a mower and herbicide spray,
for a showy sterile lawn.

a laundry machine,
for convenient grass stain removal.

a car garage,
because cars, grills, and lawnmowers deserve housing too

an inhaler
a flood plan

Keywords: lawn mower, good, too

Lyssa H. Youngblood☮️🧡 @youngb_w (245 followers) (6.0K tweets)

Best description of what the Supreme Court just did: “you can cut the grass but throw away your lawn mower and get out your scissors.” Conservatives know that Congress is incapable of addressing the big issues facing our country and now the Supreme Court just made sure no one can

Keywords: lawn mower, what, Best

Meredith’s Wild Side 👩🏾‍⚕️ @GivinU_Hale (819 followers) (62.0K tweets)

I need to invest in a lawn mower 🙄

Keywords: lawn mower, need

🚫Error Jordan🚫 @iamjordanbanks (158 followers) (4.1K tweets)

Zero turn lawn mower sounds inconvenient, to be honest. Seems like they need to turn a lot of times

Keywords: lawn mower, need

Drumboy Q @ImortalVazquez2 (90 followers) (8.0K tweets)

Lawn Mower Simulator is interestingly enjoyable rn and I don’t know what it is

Keywords: Lawn Mower, what

Alanna Burke @aburke626 (2.5K followers) (73.1K tweets)

Also looking for a creative solution to putting away our lawnmower… there is a small plastic cabinet in the back for small lawn stuff, but uhhh I’m not bringing the mower inside, so …

Keywords: lawn mower, looking for

Chris Morris @camorris (9.1K followers) (33.3K tweets)

Great line from @Rene_MarshCNN re #SCOTUS EPA decision: "You can mow your lawn but you can't use a mower. Break out your scissors, @EPA."

Keywords: lawn mower, Great

BigPaulinWales @bigpaulwales (574 followers) (39.2K tweets)

Heddington and Stockley Steam Fair this weekend, it’s a brilliant day out, can highly recommend the lawn mower racing, those guys are quite mad, but so skilful. Google Heddington for details.

Keywords: lawn mower, recommend

Andrew Thompson 🇺🇸🌻🇺🇦 @ImposeCost (25.8K followers) (1.8K tweets)

I'm what the kids call "drippy." Splitting wood in the humidity 🤪. Now I'm watching @cithomsec tighten the blades on her Zero Turn ride on lawn mower. 😂

Keywords: lawn mower, what

Linux Message of Day @linux_motd (2.5K followers) (101.4K tweets)

Lawn mower blade in your fan need sharpening #Linux

Keywords: Lawn mower, need

شانكس @_red_life (448 followers) (17.6K tweets)

If you need a driving lawn mower you have too much lawn

Keywords: lawn mower, need, too

Dungeon Dadster @DungeonDadster (226 followers) (3.9K tweets)

Through sheer laziness rather than any conviction, we didn't mow our lawn until it became too wild for our mower to handle, and then balked at the prices of hiring someone. Now our yard is filled with native flowers and plants, buzzing with bees, and we don't need chicken feed.

Keywords: lawn mower, need, too

Jessica  @Always_Jae (1.7K followers) (52.1K tweets)

I need a lawn mower. I want a small nice one

Keywords: lawn mower, need

everything’s good @IgnorantEnlight (1.3K followers) (107.7K tweets)

On God in heaven I need a riding lawn mower

Keywords: lawn mower, need

Avalon Star🍁🐿🐾🐿 @AvalonStar2 (586 followers) (10.0K tweets)

Ok Acorns I found a cheaper lawn mower. It is on my throne. Any help appreciated. Love you guys💜

Keywords: lawn mower, help, cheaper

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Beccs @Beccs7759 (414 followers) (25.7K tweets)

Debating and discussing things are no longer a viable solution and people have decided that it's better to take sides and take up weapons like the guy who went through peaceful protesters with his vehicle and mowed them over like a lawn mower.

Keywords: lawn mower, better, over

Devils Advocate @MRed78 (3.2K followers) (24.1K tweets)

Petrol's so expensive so I put a bottle of vodka in the lawn mower.

The grass is half cut now.

Keywords: lawn mower, expensive

Unacceptable Chris “fringe minority” @ChrisNeverQuits (4.6K followers) (24.9K tweets)

My once per year trip to a gas station. $20 to fill up a couple of Jerry cans for the lawn mower. Crazy. I know awesome EVs are expensive, so it’s not a short term fix, so I hope our idiot government reduces gas tax. It’s insane for people who drive gas cars.

Keywords: lawn mower, expensive

Arjun @Arjun64884348 (81 followers) (1.2K tweets)

Russian oil is cheaper than the market but Russian Vodka is at a massive discount. Tried the vodka. Don't know if it was vodka in me or the lawn mower fueled by the vodka, the grass looks decent.

Keywords: lawn mower, cheaper

Retired 👮‍♂️ @TPS_32Planner (965 followers) (27.1K tweets)

Next up is the noisy and stinky gas lawn mower...

All unnecessary noise and air pollution.

Battery - Electric units can do the same jobs for the same up-front costs, and way cheaper in operating costs.

Lots of choices from @DEWALTtough @RYOBItoolsusa and others.

Keywords: lawn mower, cheaper

Mistrexx Cheshire @MistrexCheshire (1.2K followers) (32.6K tweets)

I’m just over here doing adult things like

A) trying to get my lawn mower to work.
B) calling my father in law for help bc the damn thing still won’t work
C) calling repair shops
D) drinking coffee and telling my dog stinks when he farts

E) ALL OF THE ABOVE

Answer is E

Keywords: lawn mower, help, over

aubs @aubrey_downs (354 followers) (4.1K tweets)

Kelby has officially dadded out. He actually had to contemplate whether to download farming or lawn mower simulator…

P.S. he’s now farming and talking in a hick accent. 🤦🏼‍♀️ Send help

Keywords: lawn mower, help

Hello I'm Tom and today is the day.♓👴 @tomcat23ta (2.0K followers) (19.7K tweets)

The grass isn't going to cut itself, so I have to go outside and help the lawn mower do it.

Keywords: lawn mower, help

Hello I'm Tom and today is the day.♓👴 @tomcat23ta (2.0K followers) (19.7K tweets)

Done for the day here. Still have to help the lawn mower cut the grass.

Keywords: lawn mower, help

JC @MrsJCope (250 followers) (698 tweets)

Growing up is so boring. Spent Sunday fixing the washing line and this afternoon waiting in for a gas engineer. At some point need to do the lawn mower maintenance. 😩😩😩 it’s a scam!

Keywords: lawn mower, need, some

soph✨ @_s0phielizabeth (480 followers) (13.7K tweets)

Bobbie blew my mind today because she said she needed to go home and mow the lawn. Guys I need you to close your eyes and imagine a goth pushing a lawn mower.

Keywords: lawn mower, need, needed

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