Douglas Farmer @D_Farmer (3.7K followers) (47.8K tweets)

I don't need to watch the Egg Bowl.
Just gonna rip a line of gun powder off the steering wheel of this lawn mower, all good here. Why am I in the Mississippi River?

Keywords: lawn mower ?, good, need, Why

Not Miss Betsey Trotwood @Suzyiam (3.3K followers) (238.2K tweets)

🤣🤣🤣 someone just asked me via 'messages' if I have a man.
I thought owning people was illegal in NZ? Anyway, what would I need a man for, I have a dishwasher and a really nice lawn mower I love using.

Keywords: lawn mower ?, need, what

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Joseph Greiveldinger @JosephGG (657 followers) (39.7K tweets)

Who runs a lawn mower at 7:08 am eastern on Thanksgiving morning, or any morning for that matter?

Much less in my neighborhood. Unheard of. These are civilized people, or so I thought.

Glad I have a fence around my yard. Need to keep the poors out.

Keywords: lawn mower ?, Need, less

Zam ,=,e @ZealousZam (739 followers) (62.3K tweets)

What kind of lawn mower do you own?

Keywords: lawn mower ?, What

Connor Judkins @ConnorJudkins (93 followers) (841 tweets)

I get great satisfaction when I get ads that are completely irrelevant to me. Why yes, I AM looking for a new riding mower. Pop a like on that and click on the ad many times so Jeff thinks I’m desperate to get off my legs when I’m lawn cutting. Fool.

Keywords: lawn mower, looking for, desperate, great, Why

YUKIの英語つぶやき @yukienglish_aus (1.2K followers) (5.4K tweets)

Good Morning! My son's gone to school. Yay! 😆I am not gonna be very busy with teaching today. I gotta go get some petrol for my lawn mower and line trimmer this afternoon. Have a good day!!👋👋😀

Keywords: lawn mower, Good, some

Rebecca Millar @rebeccamillar83 (5.2K followers) (26.9K tweets)

Me: passionately hating noise, speaking to people, and not knowing how to communicate my needs.

Also me interrupting lawn mower dude: OK SO I NEED YOU TO NOT TOUCH THIS BIT OF MY GARDEN BECAUSE IT'S NOT WEEDS IT'S FLOWERS THAT HAVE JUST GERMINATED, COME WITH ME AND I'LL SHOW YOU

Keywords: lawn mower, need, TOUCH

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goop @glossygoo (181 followers) (250 tweets)

i need to stop drinking alcohol woke up this morning next to the damn lawn mower

Keywords: lawn mower, need

Kenny and the Jets @kencrompton (770 followers) (20.2K tweets)

Just had a random act of kindness. Was whipper snipping my nature strip because I don’t have a lawn mower at the mo. Landscaper working across the road saw me and offered to mow it for me. I offered him cash or a beer. He said it was all good. Now to pass it forward.

Keywords: lawn mower, good

Elias Greig @elias_greig (739 followers) (2.1K tweets)

This afternoon I drove the mower through a mixed stand of wildflowers that had self-seeded in the lawn for fear of what the real estate might think. This must be what it feels like to be federal arts minister.

Keywords: lawn mower, what

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~ @Nefelibia (412 followers) (20.3K tweets)

Lookin at lawn mower restoration videos. I’m gonna be a good dad one day

Keywords: lawn mower, good

eleni @bornonmercury (30 followers) (376 tweets)

imagine the imposter chainsaw man guy just ends up being the lawn mower devil or some other garden tool with a pull string

Keywords: lawn mower, some

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the lestat configuration @1001cranes (1.2K followers) (305.5K tweets)

Ginger has a purr like a wheezy lawn mower and that's what I appreciates about her

Keywords: lawn mower, what

Gaby @carelessbird__ (168 followers) (4.2K tweets)

You know you're in the southeast asian household when you wake up to several random noises (mom shouted your name for breakfast, the house gardener with his lawn mower, barking dog, dad's TV, and some neighbors noises) 🫶😴

Keywords: lawn mower, some

Randy Kaye @CoachKayeAZ (838 followers) (4.2K tweets)

Some kid knocked on my door and asked to mow my lawn to earn some money, I was considering it until he told me he had is own electric lawn mower

Keywords: lawn mower, Some

Alex Fierro BOT @alexfierro_bot (330 followers) (4.1K tweets)

T.J. and I decided to bunk in the storage room, where we’d be better insulated from Alex’s impression of a dying lawn mower

Keywords: lawn mower, better

Chris French @thechrisfrench (7.7K followers) (82.6K tweets)

they need to come up with a silent lawn mower

Keywords: lawn mower, need

Box❤️🅱️ @BBbox__ (206 followers) (414 tweets)

🐍s all in the grass, i need a lawn mower !

Keywords: lawn mower, need

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@MyParkinsonsLife @MyParkinsonsLif (410 followers) (472 tweets)

I am in middle of leaf season and my body so far is handling the load. I have to use lawn mower with leaf bagger at times which means dumping leaves when bag gets full which is about every minute. I am sore at end of day but after nights rest I am OK.

Keywords: lawn mower, which

fierrochase bot @fierrochase_bot (884 followers) (3.8K tweets)

she staggered to the comfy chair in the room—the proprietor's clay-splattered barcalounger—then passed out and began to snore. yikes, she could snore. t.j. and i decided to bunk in the storage room, where we'd be better insulated from alex's impression of a dying lawn mower.

Keywords: lawn mower, better

marty heilman @wolfpack3423 (153 followers) (5.4K tweets)

Stevie Ray Vaughan was obviously the best guitarist on the stage. The next day I was sitting on a riding lawn mower, cutting my parents grass listening to the radio with my headphones. When they said his helicopter crashed on the way back to Chicago. I'll never forget it.

Keywords: lawn mower, best

SerpentMoor13™ @SerpentMoor13 (203 followers) (1.7K tweets)

Silence ain't cheap!
I was having a serious talk with someone the other day and they farted real violent, like a Lawn Mower. We were standing close to each other too. Just us two around. Startled me for a second... but I came back.
You should have seen me cry for "no reason" 😭

Keywords: Lawn Mower, cheap, too

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Audrey Rose 🪴 @AudreyrOwen (271 followers) (3.6K tweets)

Yes I know mulching is better, but we have a wimpy mower and would like to have some semblance of a lawn. 🫣

Keywords: lawn mower, some, better

AlwaysOnABitchMind😌 @thtdamndoll_ (1.6K followers) (50.2K tweets)

Baby i cleaned my yard yesterday &’ all i can say is shitttt ! I need a lawn mower &’ a rake 😂

Keywords: lawn mower, need

Festus @neledmax (86.5K followers) (62.5K tweets)

I only go to these great lengths to manicure my lawn because my neighbor doesn't have the attachments for his mower to do the same

Keywords: lawn mower, great

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Greg Björkman @gregbjorkman (78 followers) (183 tweets)

ngl riding a lawn mower and drinking a few beers sounds pretty good right now

Keywords: lawn mower, good

I Am Elon's Withered Conscience @lookin4vinylatx (557 followers) (6.1K tweets)

Here it is, just after 7:30am, not even daylight out, and somewhere in my neighborhood some is running their lawn mower.

Keywords: lawn mower, some

bindy @bhindyy (484 followers) (10.3K tweets)

snakes all in my grass, need a lawn mower 😮‍💨

Keywords: lawn mower, need

Darin 'Coach' Johnston @AnIowaCoach (366 followers) (8.5K tweets)

3 stitch stories:
1) As a 6 y/o, riding a school bus w/ no supervision, we were pro wrestling in the back. 5 stitches in my skull w/o losing the match.

2) Stuck my hand into a lawn mower, which still running, to clean it out. 4 stitches to close up the wound.

Keywords: lawn mower, which

finicky foxx @finicky_foxx (131 followers) (6.1K tweets)

Ryobi lawn mower batteries are so expensive, I might as well as buy an entirely new lawn mower.

Keywords: lawn mower, buy, expensive

Les from Melbourne @les_1968 (753 followers) (18.6K tweets)

I hope the quality of this little thing is better

I have a Husqvarna 35hp lawn mower, a few years old an has been a disappointment.

Our goats mow the lawns better
#TheBlock

Keywords: lawn mower, better

bl0ckpain @bl0ckpain (123 followers) (444 tweets)

Big leafblower doesn’t want you to know that your lawn mower does a better job, and automatically bags for you

Keywords: lawn mower, better

George Alexopoulos @GPrime85 (142.9K followers) (36.5K tweets)

And in X years, Elon will make affordable electric cars for everyone. Steven King will scream that we aren't allowed, "they can't just drive wherever they want, the roads will be flooded with traffic!"

Meanwhile I'll be driving an old lawn mower, laughing with one tooth

Keywords: lawn mower, affordable

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