Thomas Clarke @deworde (305 followers) (39.5K tweets)

Maybe he's Joe Stalin or Catherine the Great's pet poet, but beyond that, given laser eye surgery is a scarce resource, and his statement of need is "I wouldn't have to wipe my glasses", we're looking at the Federation here, and even then suspect he'd have to join Starfleet.

Keywords: laser eye surgery, need

Eric Schmidt @edavidds (1.0K followers) (46.8K tweets)

maybe if i could read the comments and stuff i would better appreciate the design of this bet. But everything is blurry cause I just got laser eye surgery so … later

Keywords: laser eye surgery, better