Bearded little man @Beardedlittlem1 (117 followers) (929 tweets)

Despite blaming it on his new hearing aid (!?) and claiming he steps in dog poo (not his words) 'every day', I quickly realised he knew axactly what his dog did, he's just lazy and selfish. Families with kids and dog walkers take care!

Keywords: dog walkers ?, what

Sarah Smith @SarSmithScribes (665 followers) (14.2K tweets)

New moon, dark moon & the weather shifts gear. The wind is rising, howling round the chimney stacks, racing down the road, scattering leaves & a directional uncertainty into the faces of late night dog walkers, last order pub goers & teens & Ma Fox under the holly. Good night xx

Keywords: dog walkers, Good