David Schenet @DavidSchenet (685 followers) (47.7K tweets)

This is a typo I make frequently, so turning it into a joke.
Candelabra: A decorative holder for candles.
Candlebra: An undergarment women wear to support their candles.
<me> I need to upgrade my church's candlebras.
<friend> Don't you mean--
<me> I said what I said.

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