Pintman Patrick @Patraverse (427 followers) (2.7K tweets)

Man: Doctor I have hemorrhoids. I can't sit down. I'm in constant pain.

Doctor: Treatment is simple. You need to see the great proctologist Pagliacci. He'll cure you. I'm trying to think of a more colloquial term for what he does.

Man: Butt doctor...

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