Love L.A.- 99% @loveandhatela (4.1K followers) (35.0K tweets)

was watching the 10 pm news
knocked out and woke up at 2:30 am
that's like a good 4 hour nap
cocktail nightcap time
peach vodka with Pepsi or 7UP?
my dilemma!

Keywords: vodka ?, good, cocktail

Tata mic⁷🎬 is waiting for reunion @bffofBTS (4.7K followers) (20.0K tweets)

"OMG HES SO CUTE!!"
*0.01sec*
"i need vodka i cant with this."

Keywords: vodka, need

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care @bigshoes__ (225 followers) (19.9K tweets)

I had a dream that me and my wife (idk if i was in my body) got free ivf after being blocked from adoption for my being a vampire. The ivf didnt work so i started just drinking vodka from the bottle but i dont know what being drunks like so it didnt do anything and i almost

Keywords: vodka, what, drinking, work, bottle, dont

pygmajoylion 🍊 SEOHO & KEONHEE MONTH @milkyumoon (597 followers) (5.9K tweets)

11/10 would not recommend doing a fancall after 3 bottles of soju and 1 mixed vodka drink, but live, laugh, love is what they say i guess 🤣

Keywords: vodka, recommend, what, drink, love, bottles, live

chloë 🧸 I still have Danielle @spampi_anatomy (4.0K followers) (26.0K tweets)

Some one free to come and help me and @ScottishGrande we have no idea what’s going on, we don’t have any money but can pay in vodka shots and Nutella b-ready xx

Keywords: vodka, Some, pay, help, shots, ready

Hippolyta Loudbasket @Loudbasket (4.5K followers) (199.6K tweets)

Waitrose have a Heinz vodka and tomato pasta sauce which is both ‘new’ and ‘reduced to clear’. That escalated quickly.

Keywords: vodka, which

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𝖇𝖆𝖗 @G4SDRAWLS (485 followers) (26.1K tweets)

the wine drunk will always feel better than vodka drunk, i do not care.

Keywords: better than, vodka

sunshine ☀️ @hannahjacole (8.8K followers) (27.1K tweets)

y’all how my bf fe bullied my sister into going downtown with us which I can never pull off and … now my feet are covered in vodka pineapple … this is not how karma supposed to work

Keywords: vodka, which, work

harlan 🕸🕷 || edtwt @catnaproxen (276 followers) (1.7K tweets)

i need to figure out vodka cals (i never drink...), i got a big bottle of pepsi max and a lil bottle of straight vodka to mix it with, seemed safer than the other drinks

Keywords: vodka, need, drink, drinks, bottle, mix

Abril🌴 @t0ky0able (58 followers) (8.2K tweets)

I’m craving a bloody Mary but with vodka , can’t remember what it’s called rn . I want alot of lemon & hot sauce & V8 in it

Keywords: vodka, what, lemon, hot

b0χ0d🐊 @d_b0x0d_b (6.2K followers) (127.8K tweets)

I drink vodka

Wish me good luck

Keywords: vodka, good, drink

𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖔𝖓𝖊 ♡ @BrixtonBrandon (183 followers) (21.9K tweets)

Tbh, I hate how much rent has gone up. Like literally....... the best solution is to get the pills and wash it down with vodka at this point bc..... 1,789 for a one bedroom is NOT it.

Keywords: vodka, best

destiny @damitdestiny (81 followers) (824 tweets)

Just realized I drank 2 vodka Red Bulls and that means I’ll be awake for a while now and that’s like, not what I signed up for lol

Keywords: vodka, what

Christopher Flory @AuthorFlory (6.4K followers) (21.6K tweets)

Vodka, Milk Duds and Mike & Ikes. What could go wrong...

Keywords: Vodka, What

jude the obscure @automatic2ez___ (329 followers) (17.8K tweets)

Vodka helps Russia control America...I suggest switching to gin-&-tonic....

Keywords: Vodka, suggest, America, Russia

Tobby The Vibe @__tobbydaniel (492 followers) (3.0K tweets)

Guy’s alcohol is so amazing!
It makes everything better!
Like who even invented this alcohol!
Like omg!!!
I need a large bottle of vodka i want to start drinking every night
Like weed is good but alcohol is AMAZING

Keywords: vodka, good, need, better, drinking, night, amazing, bottle

ʎǝuǝǝʍs ǝuɐɥs @shanesween (247 followers) (9.9K tweets)

Tbh I need a big old glass of vodka and 2 cigarettes when I’m done work today

Keywords: vodka, need, today, work

KaptainKaela @kaptainkaela (109 followers) (1.3K tweets)

It’s Friday, the sun is shining, I’m chilling out by the pool, all I need is a vodka lemonade to top it off ☀️

Keywords: to all the vodka, need, top, Friday, lemonade

mel @melizzalol (482 followers) (10.1K tweets)

i have nothing to mix my vodka with so i’m taking shots and chasing it with m&s cocktails i need help mate

Keywords: vodka, need, help, shots, mix

† @benzoangels (2.9K followers) (1.7K tweets)

i need zero calorie vodka

Keywords: vodka, need

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bailey ray cyrus @ay_baibai (895 followers) (13.6K tweets)

me and laural 4 years ago: can u check and see if my going-out top is in my closet or if i need to wash it and if we still have any vodka or if i need to get more

me and laural now: can u run by my house and check on my vegetable plants and water them if they’re looking sad

Keywords: vodka, need, top, check, house, water

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Kun @Kunn_art (91 followers) (352 tweets)

vodka should be cheaper than this..

Keywords: vodka, cheaper

Zahr🌷 @Zanele_09 (4.3K followers) (215.6K tweets)

I need Vodka at this point. I nip nje.

Keywords: Vodka, need

Fuze @anelengc_ (3.0K followers) (69.2K tweets)

I need cardi b’s vodka infused whipped cream 🥲

Keywords: vodka, need

(1)

ajeeeboghareeb @SamjhNai (2.2K followers) (9.6K tweets)

My bestfriend is so real for investing in a smol committte for the sole purpose of buying an expensive bottle of vodka

Keywords: vodka, expensive, bottle

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alan @gaslyon (696 followers) (13.3K tweets)

so i was like uhhh "i should have a drink to celebrate (my first official) skz comeback"🥳🥳 and drank a big glass of vodka and here i am hours later with heart palpitations 😭😭😭 i literally woke up a while ago help me

Keywords: vodka, help, drink

♻️TheAcidPunk♻️ @TheAcidPunk (1.3K followers) (43.7K tweets)

need to buy more vodka. and then later d!3.

Keywords: vodka, need, buy

ysubini 🇺🇸 @littlmissbimbo (217 followers) (1.2K tweets)

what drink goes good with vodka cuz i need to make a decision before i sneak out

Keywords: vodka, good, need, what, drink

Kay @kaydaddy_ (459 followers) (6.4K tweets)

if anyone wants a yummy drink that you can make really strong and still not taste the alcohol i highly recommend dr pepper and vanilla vodka. i have like at LEAST 4 shots (i measure with my heart) and i don’t taste anything but dr pepper

Keywords: vodka, recommend, drink, taste, shots

als 🚦🎟 @prudencesflower (548 followers) (39.0K tweets)

going to sleep more cheerful, need to wake up tomorrow and hit that coffee in cafeteria like a shot of vodka, just so I can pay my bills

Keywords: vodka, need, pay, shot

SpearIt @SpearIt (249 followers) (26.6K tweets)

Further narrowing of acceptable companies for narrow minds. They need to give up: Bud, Coors, Miller, Absolute Vodka, Coca Cola, Starbucks, Target, Kohls, Lyft, Uber, Apple, Microsoft, Disney, PetSmart, NorthFace, Airbnb, Amazon, Hershey, Verizon, Wayfair, Ikea...

Keywords: Vodka, need

bri 🖤 @briannna__ (1.6K followers) (43.0K tweets)

It’s pride month, I have no time to be sad, anyways. Need a vodka water in my hand all month pls

Keywords: vodka, Need, water

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wari loves moonbin ‧₊˚✩彡 @yunhoismycupid (11.9K followers) (49.0K tweets)

ugh i need 12 shots of vodka and unlimited hugs

Keywords: vodka, need, shots

Edward Augustine🇻🇦🇺🇸👨🏻‍🔧 @ssssticky (844 followers) (3.7K tweets)

When I was 18, I drank half a water bottle of 151, countless shots of cheap vodka, and a few beers and was able to function the next day. Now, after 3 cocktails, 2 beers, and 2 shots, I'm still sick 2 days later. Mildly upsetting.

Keywords: vodka day, cheap, shots, bottle, water

Filmore’s Mom 🧸💙 @big_mellyyyy (947 followers) (2.6K tweets)

I could drink a whole bottle of honey vodka rn. Definitely gone help with sleep, might just go get it.

Keywords: vodka, help, drink, bottle

kaiju @m0nster_b (953 followers) (29.0K tweets)

Can see the flames go up as empty bottles of cheap vodka are thrown into the bonfire

Keywords: vodka, cheap, bottles

L0 @Lolizzlefoshizl (903 followers) (42.8K tweets)

Sunny D?? VODKA SELTZER??
Not even the least bit ashamed to say I need one AND WITH A NIPPLE TOP

Keywords: vodka ?, need, TOP

Copy Matrix @decodingcopy (31 followers) (457 tweets)

No showing of lifestyles or people drinking the vodka.

- Nothing complicated
- Not much effort needed
- Not much money needed

Keywords: vodka, needed, complicated, drinking

rhian is missing wilbur @lvjyrhian (149 followers) (2.0K tweets)

MY MUM TOOK MY MONEY WITH HER TO WORK SO NOW I HAVE £10 WHICH CAN NOT BUY A VAPE AND VODKA IM GONNA SOB VIOLENTLY RN

Keywords: buy which, VODKA, WORK, IM

Shruti Jahagirdar @Shruti_my_voice (1.3K followers) (5.5K tweets)

On a recent flight to India from Doha

Air hostess to Indian passenger: Sir what would you like to drink? (Expecting an answer like juice, tea, wine, beer, vodka etc.)

Passenger: Something strong

Four whiskeys later..

She comes back to ask him to be careful.

Keywords: vodka ?, what, drink

🐌 @snaillovr420 (1.3K followers) (51.1K tweets)

wonder what the pilgrims would think of me buying vodka soda from the grocery store at 647 am

Keywords: vodka, what, store

Duchess Dee for PM🐟 #FBPE #FBPR #GobshiteClub @deelomas (27.1K followers) (29.5K tweets)

Potatoes make chips, crisps and vodka. The other vegetables really need to up their feckin game, don’t they?

Keywords: vodka ?, need, game

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rai. @rvdbsvv (138 followers) (8.1K tweets)

What’s the alternative btw. They’re all actually at least a little gross. Vodka? Yucky. Wray? Yucky but gets the crowd going. Whiskey? Hyucky but grown.

Keywords: vodka ?, alternative, Whiskey

Garsen @Garsen (1.9K followers) (881 tweets)

The way South African's who adore the ANC don't appreciate how interconnect we are to the world, especially the $.

SBV dying, means banks holding onto their cash, means, little money coming into ZA, what money comes in is more costly because we want to drink vodka with Putin.

Keywords: vodka, what, drink, coming

red hot silly pepper @vaishnahvi_ (1.5K followers) (8.8K tweets)

my bestfriend was telling me about some multivitamins for women called ‘absolut women’ and i said oh so it’s like absolut vodka (that’s what’s wrong with me as a person)

Keywords: vodka, some, absolut, person

Drop EVERYTHING, Char✨💜✨ @RumoursfromInez (2.4K followers) (22.2K tweets)

Such controversy about Halle in the Little Mermaid still. I thought she was beautiful and did a great job, her voice was stunning.

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT URSULA SOUNDING LIKE SHE DRINKS TWO BOTTLES OF VODKA EVERYTIME SHE TALKS?

I’veneverheardsomeonetalkincursive
😮‍💨

Keywords: vodka ?, great, WHY, DRINKS, job, BOTTLES

ellery @ellerysmusic (40 followers) (197 tweets)

Vodka def the best liquor taste wise

Keywords: Vodka, best, taste, liquor

lex 🛰️ 15 57 @bluebirdshoney (2.3K followers) (177.4K tweets)

what color vibes does vodka give (do not say clear.)

Keywords: vodka, what, color

𝓒𝓻𝓮𝓶𝓮 𝓭𝓮 𝓵𝓪 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓶𝓮 𝓭𝓸𝓵𝓵🎀 @cremedollkitty (1.1K followers) (39.3K tweets)

Idk know about lemon drops ???mhmmm, I’m not rlly a citrus girlie. I prefer sweetness or berry flavors like a strawberry daiquiri, strawberry margarita, or cherry vodka fizz, I need the suga to spike me and go to my cha cha.🎀💋

Keywords: vodka ?, need, lemon, flavors, berry, strawberry

CindyWho? @CynleeF (1.9K followers) (153.6K tweets)

Going to make some Strawberry Moscato Lemonade but I still need to get some Strawberry Vodka

Keywords: Vodka, need, some, Lemonade, Strawberry